Wednesday 26 March 2008

A lot of guessing

A lot of guessing has been coming from the esteaming MizzLoude trying to guess who is behind the vainglorious satire on this site. She has even tried to provoke a reaction by naming people she thinks are behind it like police squad, the wicked witch of the North (her arch nemisis) the webbed man, a burren of foxes, Sharon Stone, Clint Eastwood, The Eagles and Manchester United football club.

The cast of millions who run this site for the purposes of furthering research into the respected profession of satire would like to state that we are not, nor have we ever been;

.... police squad, the wicked witch of the North or her cohort, the webbed man

Nor are we lawyers, doctors, the met, special branch, special trees, special gardeners, the media, men from Oxo-land, women from Loon Loon land nor bloggers (we are SATIRISTS - dammit!)

Nor are we poets, the RCJ, the whole of Cambridge, cambridge snail journalists, gap-year students, all the staff of DKNY, a burren of foxes, Sharon Stone, Clint Eastwood, The Eagles, Manchester United football club or the whole other cast of thousands on the internet who are all out to get LFJ.

So that is that all cleared up then.

On a related subject, it has been a while since the bueatiful research has been mentioned. Do readers think that this has been abandoned since the ace-fab poly educated clinical psychiatrist, qualified researcher (Wikipedia University) and holder of a French degree (University of once visited there) took up sock-puppeting full time?


Remember, all you need is love!

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