Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Bags of boo hoo

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)

Please note reading rodents that the blogger Manchester United has nothing to do with this site.

They do not know who the site is run by and the people who run the site do not know him/her in any capacity.

Wonder who she will accuse of running the site next?

She has quite a list of people to choose from including (but not limited to) ex-lawyers, doctors, the met, special branch, special trees, special gardeners, the media, men from Oxo-land, women from Loon Loon land, bloggers, poets, the RCJ, the whole of Cambridge, journalists, gap-year students, all the staff of DKNY, a burren of foxes, Sharon Stone, Clint Eastwood, The Eagles, Manchester United and a whole other cast of thousands on the internet who are all out to get her or all out having a life one or the other.

In the meantime we salute her fortitude in hoisting herself up on the petards she needs to walk, struggling down the road to the internet cafe, sharing her insights and comments here, sharing with the undeserving the true meaning of children's tales, following this up with sock-puppet comments and being drunk on cider whilst being in control of a moving blog.

All this despite the twin incumberances of a partially broken toe-nail and weak lifeless hair.

She must have been such an inspiration to Heather Mills as she is to all of us.

Remember, all you need is love!