Tuesday 29 July 2008

Matha-mical proof Malicity is wrong

An uncelebrated non-entity unpaid (but working) “stalking consultant” has written a hate-blog in which she offers "mathematical" non-proof that talent – and related fame – are undeserved by anyone who is younger, prettier, more intelligent, more hard working and have more book deals than her.
However, the bogo-scientific gloss and hours of sock-puppeting applied to the resulting theories are so fragile as to shatter at a glance.


The eponymous equation is outlined:
T+F(W) = B+P(1/10T+1/2T(F)2


Where:
F is the level of fame

T is the level of talent

W is time, measured in 12 Weekly intervals. So W=1 is after three months, W=2 is after six months, etc. Fame is at its peak when W=0. (Putting W=0 into the equation gives an infinite fame peak, not mathematically accurate, perhaps, but the concept of the level of fame being off the radar is apposite.);
B is a base level of fame that we identified and quantified by analysing the average level of fame in the year before peak. For a really talented fabulous person, B would be a large number, but for a convicted stalker nobody, or aBig Brother contestant, B is zero.

P is the increment of fame above the base level, that establishes the individual firmly at the front of public consciousness.

This formula fits the data remarkably well, giving a precise numerical value to the 15-month theory: if I put in W=5 (corresponding to 15 months after the peak), it gives F=B+P(1/50+1/50), which works out at F=B+.04P. In other words, up to 96% of the fame-boost achieved at the peak of public attention has been frittered away...

All good? Excellent!

According to this stupid non-entity hate filled blogger called Malicity, Plain (and) Loud: (T)ft = b + p((1/10w) + (1/2w2))

If words and numbers have any meaning at all, her formula is plainly rubbish. At T x W = 0, f is infinite, rendering the whole idea of b self-contradictory. Talent only ever equals "base level" plus "increment of talent multiplied by fame above base level" at W = approximately 0.8, around nine weeks after the event in question – new book being published etc.

And worse. At W = infinity, (T)f = b, still "a large number". Hundreds or thousands of millennia from now when today's civilisation, the human race, even the Earth itself are all dust and no fame will remain. Least of all of course any fame which only exists in the minds of stalking deadbeats regarding their own self-importance.

So the hate-bloggers rationale, sock-puppeting, wasting her life doesn't work in the short term, and it won't work in the longer term either. The woman plainly knows a lot about stalking, but she - and her anonymous "select group of willing mathematically minded researchers" - are mathematical and historical illiterates.

“I am proving there is a scam going on. It is not like I am scamming anyone myself ” says Lewd, describing her profession.

That seems fair. The stalkers of the world would seem to have quite a hill to climb before they appear as respectable and worthy of attention as scammers.

And in the meantime, she is fooling no-one……


Remember, all you need is love!

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Monday 28 July 2008

Alternative careers for hate-bloggers and stalkers (A comments poll)

Hate-blogging and stalking are okay for a few years but one can hardly make a long term career out of them especially with the credit crunch in full swing. Newspaper editors are just not willing to make spaces on their papers for talentless obsessive criminals (conviction upheld) the way they once were.

Sooner or later one (FJL) must look around, realise she has no friends, no family willing to talk to her, no house, no money and conclude it is time to leave the internet cafe, walk out into the sunshine, blink, roll one's sleeves up and forge a determination to get a job. At this point, one might have to go back into the internet cafe to access the online job sites.

But what career to follow for FJL? Well obviously the professions that call for empathy, compassion, intelligence, a good standard of written english and mental wellness are all out.

So what does that leave us with? What career could a lying, stalking, mean, hate-ful, spiteful, manipulative, aging, bitter and twisted woman do with minimum damage to herself and all those around her?

Then it struck us - she could be a professional useless evil henchman in American movies. Think about it - she would be "over there" and one more loon is not going to rattle the water in that pond. She has a liking for the word henchmen lately and the acting bit could let her project, project, project as she is so wont to do. As for the other qualifications needed for the job:

1) Acting. - well she can't lie her way out of a paper bag but it's American cinema not 'The English Patient' so check.

2)Useless. Check.

3)Evil. Check.

4)Henchman. Well she is useless doing her own dirty work so she might as well do it for someone else and see how she fares. So check.
5) The film industry as a career for an ex stalker and hate-blogger. She has a liking for the word henchmen lately and the acting bit could let her project, project, project as she is so wont to do. So check there.


She can have hours of fun reading and re-reading every review left on Amazon of her films and complaining viciously when they are not a five star. This sort of fantastic career advice has never happened before in the history of English Internet. She can intimidate happily the whole of the Internet and no one will care a bit about the mad henchman actress determined to carry her role into real life. The comments box attached to this post is reserved for actual opinions on which henchman she should be.


Henchman no.1 - MustHavaASBo



Henchman no.2 - CowPlastered


Henchman no.3 - MiniMoo


Remember, all you need is love!


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Thursday 24 July 2008

Felicity Jane Lowde is a stalker and a hate-blogger

She has opened a new hate-blog using the alias 'neverinthatcarriage' to make gross, sick, evil, perverted and sadistic allegations about a woman known as LW. On this blog she tells the following blatant lies about this unfortunate woman*:

LW was involved in the sexual abuse of a minor.
LW was involved in the killing of her mother.
LW was involved in exploiting a situation where people were murdered in order to make money.
LW took out insurance prior to a terrorist event (therefore inferring she knew it was going to happen
LW lied about being savagely raped.
LW ignored the dying and injured after a terrorist bomb went off.
LW lies about her experience on that bombed carriage on 7/7 in London in order to make money.
LW lies about her experience on that bombed carriage on 7/7 in London in order to make herself a celebrity.
LW was involved in a money-making scam with her father.
LW is an insult to the serving forces and war victims.
LW is involved in victimising other survivors of that day.
LW interferes with the work of the security services.

(and finally and most laughable)
LW is assick andaswarpedas Felicity Jane Lowdeis.

*We here would like to know where she finds the time to do all this and still breathe.

However, on the other hand, the unemployed Felicity Jane Lowde who is going by the new alias 'neverinthatcarriage' has got the time to write hateblogs and that (unlike her lies) is provable.

We set her up by sending her a clickable link via her new hateblog. This link was not sent anywhere else or to anyone else on the internet. She clicked on it. This proved irrefutably:
1) She can log into the hate blog so is definitely one, if not all of, the authors of that hate-blog.
2) She is using the IP address she has traditionally used to stalk people from to write the hate blog 87.74.46.41

If you have found your way here, then you have found your way to the hate blog. Nice new web-mate you have found yourself there. If you want to read a bit more about your new friends accomplishments, please feel free to peruse the links on the left. They tell most of the whole sad story.

Newspeak:Charletane, rhemes


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Tuesday 22 July 2008

The picture of boring LFJ

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)


Remember, all you need is love!

Tuesday 15 July 2008

Bad calculation and worse spitefulness

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)



The tallest woman in the United Kingdom

By her own calculations she is 5"8 or 3.722metres tall

Remember, all you need is love!
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Here is some, ace, links .

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)

All confirmed in the real world rather than the cut and paste of hearsay from internet boards.

Just as every action has an equel but opposite reaction, every lie has an equal and opposing truth.

Enjoy!

Remember, all you need is love!


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Friday 4 July 2008

Busy in the internet cafe

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)

Very busy in the sunshine walking about thinking about how busy I am. Busy Busy Busy. Important. Important. Important. I wasn't able to do this last year as I was staying with the Queen of England for a few months. (Ed. - don't you mean you were incarcerated at HM's pleasure?)

Here's a beauty
I've learned to embed videos from youtube lately - can you tell? They save on so much bother like typing and all that thing. It also hides the fact that unless I am moaning on about my ex-solicitors, police squad, the wicked witch of the North, her cohort, the webbed man, ex-lawyers, doctors, the met, special branch, special trees, special gardeners, the media, men from Oxo-land, women from Loon Loon land, bloggers, poets, the RCJ, the whole of Cambridge, Cambridge snail journalists, gap-year students, all the staff of DKNY, a burren of foxes, Sharon Stone, Clint Eastwood, The Eagles, Manchester United football club and the whole other cast of thousands on the Internet who are all out to get me are all harassing me in a giant conspiracy against me, I really do have very little to say that is substantiated or informed.

Now more blathering on about song lyrics. "I'll Tell Me Ma" is a well known children's song about Jack the Ripper who was a Belfast boy called. Johnny Murray. Hence the lyric "Old Johnny Murray says she'll die". He knew that he was really the love child of the King of England and a prostitute cockle seller and he intended to kill women, lots of them, one day.

I’ll mention Ripperologists here, a body of people who have not written of me or thought about me in ages. I like doing this. HOW,VERY,DARE,THEY. With a bit of luck, it will provoke some attention for my blog.
Remember, all you need is love!


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Wednesday 2 July 2008

Restraint gentlemen and ladies please.

The visiting patterns are not in keeping with any other visitor so the intent may be a little more intensive too.

I would agree with previous conclusions that the comments are for attention and a row on any pretext.

If anyone feels the need to engage in one on one verbal combat which has nothing to do with the satiric intent of this site, please engage with this poster on her own ground.

Thanks for the emails. Replies to follow.

Ta.
Allove



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