Thursday, 22 May 2008

How to make sickly poor grade chocolate muffins

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)

Please only use quality ingredients or everyone will doubt your integrity as a cook!

50g (2oz) Dark broken-up brooding and malice
75g (3oz) Cowardice
1 tbsp BS (just enough to give the clear fragrant smell)
200g (8oz) Self-raising praise
Half tbsp God-bothering
75g (3oz) Sickly sweet insincere sugar (which quickly turns)
50g (2oz) Paranoia
1 Rotten egg
142ml Soured cream
142ml Bitter orange

(Reader suggestion by Slappy McSquirrel)
A bushel of sour grapes

A little sprig of honesty
A little hint of introspection
A pinch of reality

100g (4oz) Stalking
500g (20oz) Harassment
(with very little decent blogging to bind them)

Bring all together in a suitable container
(Although finding one of these may be a bit of a trial)

Do not over-doo doo the BS, it puts people off.
(And it a bit of a transparent excuse for poor muffins)

If you don't want your cooking to be a repeat of cooking past, please add all the optional ingredients.

Remember all good cooks stay with their cooking to the end!

eh voila! Let them eat cake:

Remember, all you need is love!