Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Welty head

You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)

It has taken a whole family of Greek hairdressers to hold me down on the floor but the knots have finally been combed or cut out of my hair.

The state of the barnet was so bad I had to drug myself up with bueatiful cider (belch!) before the ordeal. I was a bit dopey while it was all going on to be honest.

Now I cannot be sure if the hangover or the brassy colour of the results are worse.

I look like one of the stars of 'You've got mail'. What was her name? Oh yes! Brinkley!!

Must dash as I am going to sockpuppet myself to bits with request for a new photo of my shaggy locks.

Remember, all you need is love!