You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)
The tallest woman in the United Kingdom
By her own calculations she is 5"8 or 3.722metres tall
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Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Bad calculation and worse spitefulness
Here is some, ace, links .
You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)
All confirmed in the real world rather than the cut and paste of hearsay from internet boards.
Just as every action has an equel but opposite reaction, every lie has an equal and opposing truth.
Enjoy!
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Thursday, 15 May 2008
Why must you be an ASBO breaker .....
You've read what she said now here is what she really means: (Free translation service provided by All_you_need_is_love)
Leave me to talk about things
..... I might actually write something showing rare intelligence, insight and sympathy about the shocking things that went on in Nazi concentration camps.
However I shall ruin it in the next paragraph by referring to my false accuser and call her a fascist. What, did you think I was going to turn into a moving, logical and considerate writer ? Hah! That will be the day!
I never talk about my false accuser. Did you hear me? I NEVER talk about her. At all, ever.
I never even talk about how little I talk about her. Did you hear me? I NEVER EVER talk about her or talk about how little I talk about her. At all, ever.
I never take anything she has written about and make a post out of it. Did you hear me I NEVER EVER talk about her or talk about how little I talk about her or read what she writes. At all, ever.
I never ever take a pop at anyone she links to either. Did you hear me I NEVER EVER talk about her or talk about how little I talk about her or read what she writes or take a pop at her friends in the Bloggospheresville. At all, ever.
I worked at the Special Branch once. I never received a pay packet from them, mind you, but I worked there as a fab ace brilliant inspired researcher. They let me through their front doors (there is a mistake they will never repeat!) so that counts as being employed by them. I also get to pronounce to everyone the official Special Branch line on everything. If they do not believe me or let me lead their special gang, then I reserve the right to stalk and harass the bejabbers out of them. I think the Special Branch would approve. I know how they think, you know.
I wish everyone would stop writing about WW2 as I am clearly the only one who knows anything about it. Just like I want to be the Oracle for what the Special Branch are thinking, I should be the beginning and end of all research about what went on before I was born.
No-one should write about anything that went on unless they were actually there. No-one except me, that is, and I should be regarded as the fount of all knowledge about everything.
Have I mentioned I have no appreciation for irony whatsoever?
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Newspeak: tendancies, chunterers “their must be something wrong”
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